“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
~Albert Einstein
I could offend a great number of people with this one.
proverbial wisdom
unidentified stationary object
In South Wales a man called the emergency line to report an unidentified stationary object in the sky. The verdict? It was the moon. For real.
i call this impatient (but fun!)
A man flying first class into Guyana from New York was so enraged seeing business class get off the plane before he did that he pulled open an emergency exit and slid down the slide. Yeah, he totally got arrested.
promoting teen sex
Sometimes I am outrageously surprised by the conclusions people draw from the things they see. Case in point: A woman in Portsmouth decided that a Hallmark card referring to wine as “liquid clothes remover” was promoting teenage sex. I don’t know where the teenage part comes in because the front of the card is two people toasting wine glasses. For as long as I can remember all photos of semi full wine glasses has represented to me is middle aged folks swilling on pretension. It’s not like it was the cast of The Hills drinking Grey Goose martinis or the cast of Gossip Girl downing mojitos. See for yourself.
